Sketchy Holiday Sweater 2020 - Gram Negative
Our sweater is the best way to get in the holiday mood - comfy, slightly sweaty, and VERY Sketchy! Made in Ireland from cashmere-grade bacterial pili, this beautiful garment will keep you just barely sub-febrile all winter! Though it’s been banned from official testing centers across America,* we hear it’s guaranteed to get you Honors in microbiology!**
Are you team gram positive (purple/blue) or gram negative (red/green)?
The critics are raving about the 2020 Edition:
“Impressively nerdy - I want to show it to all the friends I don’t have.” - J. Finkel
“Upsettingly itchy… like an exanthem of holiday cheer!” - A. Johansson
“My warm hugs have never been moister!” - Bryan Lemieux, Cofounder, SketchyMedical
* Probably not true yet, but wait till they find out!
** Not actually guaranteed